It is all about size!

Having peered into Yelapa Bay for the better part of two and a half years, I have ogled, researched and fantasized over dozens of luxury yachts, sailboats and catamarans.  While my ogling and fantasizing remains ongoing, my research is distinctly purpose served. It reveals a number of disturbing bits-n-bobs. Allow me to elaborate.

Certainly, these vessels are structurally diverse and embody varied attitudes about their interaction with sea. Motor yachts command your respect as a result of sheer size and the mammoth horsepower demanded. The presence of that power reverberates throughout Yelapa Bay heralding an entry. The ensuing ritual, the blasting of air horns, is capable of dislodging mangos from trees and causing coronary distress in iguanas. Perhaps it is an act akin to honking while passing through a tunnel. It is done because it can be. Bows display names which assert the yacht’s aggression over the sea such as Invader, Negotiator or a less than subtle reference to size; Mama Mia. The lengths respectively are: 168’, 57’, and 120’. Any seaman will tell you that there is nothing shabby about a 57’ craft. On its own, the Negotiator appears formidable in our little bay, yep, right up to the moment when one of the “big boys” arrives. At that point, it performs a strategic withdrawal. It is all about size.          

Sailboats are the antithesis of the power yacht. Historically, they harken to long ago days of exploration, extreme confrontation with nature and ultimately a respectful coexistence with a vast foe. The relationship is defined by hard work and mutual respect. Typically their names reflect a whimsical approach to their presence: Scuttlebutt, Vitamin Sea or Nauti Girl.

Catamarans, my personal favorites, occupy a unique space. Under sail, they appear to take flight rather than be bound to the sea. When moored in our bay, they offer the open play space of a forward trampoline; a feature distinct unto themselves. Such names as Humu Humu (a mythical Hawaiian bird), Star Chaser, or Segue reflect their status as both drawn by the winds while anchored by the sea. Frequently they travel in duos or trios as if giant egrets visiting.

A single category remains to address; no it is not the humble kayak. It is the common panga. Immensely seaworthy, these boats are the life blood of rural coastal villages around the world. Yelapa is home to perhaps fifty such vessels.   Virtually all of them bear the name of the owner’s first daughter: Diana, Alexandra, Violeta, Alexa, Yuri, Yesenia, Irena, Mariposa, Norma or Erika. Their naming is intended to acknowledge that it was from the sea we gained life. The giving back, via the panga’s name, returns to the sea the value of that earlier gift. Alas, it is a romantic notion, is it not?

Commercial Break

The seas have been fickle of late. Morning treks are still a good bet. Yelapa Kayak Rentals right equipment, right price, right on the playita (little beach) under the giant fig tree. Call Memo to check availability 322 146 5064 (Yelapa cell) yelapakayakrentals@gmail.com or ask you lodging manager for assistance. Happy Paddling.  memo