Sunday, December 2, 2012

Yelapan Olympiad





I lived in the Los Angeles basin during the 1984 Summer Olympics. My involvement was two pronged: one when I traveled to some high school track to see the torch brought to the site: and two when I watched a soccer (futbol) match in a packed Rose Bowl Stadium. My gawd, that was nearly thirty years ago. I can still recall the wonder of seeing the torch pass before me. The sound of the runner’s shoes on the rubberized track, the visual created by the unitary arm-torch-flame, the labored breathing of the participant as he strove to hide any signal of fatigue. Obviously, it was a moment remembered.

Ok, I sense my audience grows antsy. What does the 1984 Summer Olympics have to do with Yelapa? Let me tell you. In an earlier post, I wrote that the locals were sprucing up their stores, lodging spaces, restaurants, water taxis, beach furniture and each other. Why? You’ve forgotten already! The reason for this heightened state of activity is the seasonal arrival of the world’s tourists. Consider it akin to the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Adjust the metaphor to reflect less bulls but running every day for six months. As locals, we readily admit that for six months there is indeed a lot of bull in town. Alas, we are an accepting people.     

Along comes November 1; the temperatures remain high, the humidity is even higher; while the incoming water taxi passenger numbers increase the travelers only spend the day and then depart. Along comes November 15; the temperatures remain high, the humidity has dropped to the point of paralleling the temperatures (good news); water taxi traffic increases but lodging and restaurant occupancy remains flat. Along comes November 22 (Thanksgiving Day); temperatures have dropped a few degrees taking the humidity down with it; virtually all the seasonal ex-pats meet and greet each other graciously over turkey, smashed potatoes and margueritas. Only a few bulls have begun to walk the streets. Along comes December 1; temperatures have dropped into the high 70s F with humidity falling into the mid-50s. Nights are cool, inviting one to sleep with some type of cover. The early daylight hours are drop-dead gorgeous. A breeze continues well into mid-morning. Whale sightings occur throughout the day. Incoming and departing water taxis are filled to the gunnels-----yet where are the balance of the bulls? It is a village on edge. Merchants meet you with their eyes; inquisitive frowns crease their foreheads. Lodging managers escort a single couple to their space then shrug as the balance of their accommodations lie void of travelers. We are a village in waiting.

Yet another metaphor to punctuate the point. Consider Disneyland poised for the opening bell. One day the keeper of the key ambles forward to cast open the doors to the Magic Kingdom and ------------no cars exist in the parking lot. Now Yelapa is certainly not the Magic Kingdom and fortunately we are without parking lots and vehicles. Diana and I personally have three friends arriving within the next two weeks. Hopefully, everyone else does as well. If not, there will be untold meals/beverages not consumed; sunrises/sunsets missed; whales/dolphins/manta rays not cited; etc. etc. etc.  Come on folks, I know you have four days of vacation time tucked away. Get in touch with your wild thang! Venture to Yelapa!!!

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Just to show that my heart and wallet are in the right place, I will offer a 15% discount on kayak rentals during the month of December if you mention this particular blog post by name.

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