In Yelapa, both kayaks and horses transport people and
the occasional limited quantity of goods. However, as the operator of Yelapa Kayak Rentals, it is abundantly
clear to me that kayaks offer substantial advantages over their four-footed competitors.
Here are but a few:
1.
Kayaks require limited storage, can be stacked
on top of each other and carried on top of your car.
2.
You need not care (medically) nor feed nor
clean up after a kayak.
3.
While kayaking, you are not required to
follow the person in front of you. This enhances your view from a hairy butt
with a tail, to the surrounding landscape.
4.
Kayaks do not stop to take a dump or emit
vaporous clouds of lung collapsing gas.
5.
Kayaks do not need to be chased, bridled and
saddled before mounting.
6.
No specialty clothing is required. As a
matter of fact, minimal clothing is appreciated.
7.
When you return to the starting point with
a kayak, it does not suddenly bolt for the beach.
8.
After kayaking, no one will ever tell you
that you smell like a horse.
9.
While it is possible to fall out of a
kayak, it will never bite nor buck you.
The list is straight
forward. Rarely has an argument been laid out more coherently or cogently.
Commercial
Break
Those of you wishing to
experience these advantages first-hand need do nothing more than contact Memo @
322 146 5064 (Yelapa cell) or email at yelapakayakrentals@gmail.com. Right
equipment, right price and right on the playita. Happy paddling, memo
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