Yelapans harbor ambivalence toward Puerto Vallarta, our
big brother in the Bay of Banderas. It is the definitive adore-abhor
relationship. We adore the department stores, super markets, Pemex stations,
marine supply, and even the much maligned American “big box” outlets. On the other
side of the peso, we abhor the crowds, the noise, the speed of language and the
traffic while knowing full-well that these are the very requisites for
sustaining the opportunities we adore. Alas, even in paradise confusion abounds.
Once acknowledged, most of us move on.
On Monday, I needed to make such a trip. THE plan consisted
of boarding the 8:30 a.m. water taxi, arriving at Los Muertos Pier around 9:45
a.m., stopping at the ATM and catching a bus to my first errand. Well, things
do not always go according to plan. This was one such day. Around 8:15 a.m. the
skies darkened and a gentle rain began to fall. No problem, I re-work THE plan to
the 9:30 a.m. taxi. On approaching the pier, I encounter several like-planning
types who in the aggregate constitute a full taxi. Following a brief pause in
Quimixto, plus the obligatory stop in Boca de Tamatlan, we arrive in Vallarta
near 11 a.m. My feet kick into auto-walk mode and a few moments hence I am
deposited in front of the ATMs at Banorte. There is a line of pale-faced
tourists, all set to load their pockets with cash and shop, shop, shop. You
gotta love ‘em (and thank you for coming). My turn arrives and I enter the
booth. There is a beep-beep-beep emitted by the machine. A quick scan identifies
that the preceding patron neglected to extract his bank card. Now this is heady
stuff, the one and a half inch by three inch piece of plastic residing in my
palm could define bliss or devastation for the remainder of this chap’s visit.
The card is conveyed to a gentleman in a suit sitting at a desk, inside the
bank. We exchange smiles.
A two minute walk and I arrive at the major bus stop in
the Zona Romantica. The standard fare is seven pesos. That’s a deal! A raised
arm signals my wish to board. The bus stops, door opens, following a quick
verification of my destination I ascend the stairs, pay my fare, receive my
receipt and smiles are exchanged. After twenty minutes or so, my destination appears.
I exit the transport, tell the driver “thank you” and he responds with “have a
good day.” No doubt, I am one of several hundred people to whom he will extend an
identical comment.
My errands complete, I hail a taxi and return to Los
Muertos Pier. Inside the cab, the driver proffers the usual question, “are you
going to Yelapa?” I proudly disclose that I live there. He continues with
sincere inquiries regarding my final destination. His chosen route zig-zags
through the cobble stone defined Old Town area. We pass the large open space on
the Malecon where entertainers congregate. I spy two Tourist Police in their
spotless, starched white uniforms attempting to carry on a conversation. Each maneuvers
a Segway; the resulting syncopated ballet is amusing to say the least. My smile
greets them as we motor past. I arrive at the pier; I pay, tip and express
appreciation. My efforts are met with a sincere response. We smile.
Thirty minutes remain until the “scheduled” departure
to Yelapa. The pier is laden with visitors speaking a plethora of languages,
walking hand-in-hand and smiling. Children of all ages squeezing the last
moments out of their Winter Break dart about. Two Tourist Police on foot sprint
about the pier with uncharacteristic intensity. It appears that
a band of boys is utilizing the lower pier structure as their personal diving
platform. The resulting show is nothing short of side-splitting. The boys swim
to one area and scream, the police run to the perceived location. The boys
disappear underwater to reappear at another site. They make loud noises again,
the police pursue, etc. etc. etc. The entire pier population is in stitches. All
laugh and smile. The Tourist Police ultimately realize the doomed nature of
their pursuit and strategically retreat. Their efforts draw applause.
Our water taxi pulls into little Yelapa Bay just prior
to 3 p.m. The tide has retreated so that the warm earth tones of the beach
greet the incoming traveler. It occurs to me that the main beach is shaped like
a huge smile. How special is that? It is the perfect ending to a great day; one
of many smiles. Thank you, Puerto Vallarta.
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